Saturday, May 31, 2025

Encyclopedia Bonus

 

        for Bruce Hartman


With every set they bought, we gave them coupons.

Each coupon let them write in with a question

which I would answer, drafting each an essay

I'd mail back. I can tell you all about

the difference between her parturition

and Mary's conception, who invented rock,

and how you really ought to say Uranus.

Omniscience means knowing where to find things.

Of course I found the ones who asked me "Why?"

They felt secure in asking why God made

liver flukes and whether predestination

required them ask me whether they

were bound to ask about predestination.

I didn't mind. I find no end in asking.

I learned to look it all up somewhere else.

That left me lots of time in which to read.

No comments: