Are you for real?
No, I'm really not.
I like your poems very much and they sound intelligent but I don't understand them. What do you think I should do?
Read them just because you like them. I understand them, mostly, and it hasn't helped me all that much.
Are you available for children's parties and bat mitzvahs?
Sorry, I can't do balloon animals. The screechy sound the balloons make paralyzes my central nervous system.