Wednesday, November 16, 2011

From the mailbag

Are you for real?

No, I'm really not.

I like your poems very much and they sound intelligent but I don't understand them. What do you think I should do?

Read them just because you like them. I understand them, mostly, and it hasn't helped me all that much.

Are you available for children's parties and bat mitzvahs?

Sorry, I can't do balloon animals. The screechy sound the balloons make paralyzes my central nervous system.

1 comment:

karensomethingorother said...

WHAT??? Childrens parties and bat mitzvahs?

That gave me an instant headache.

Well, I could use a footnote or five as well, but I'd never admit it :)