"Uh...Mr....uh...Upstum, this is Obviously Phony Name at Market Research Interminable with a short survey about your political opinions."
"I'm not an Anarcho-Syndicalist."
"So are you planning on voting in the upcoming mayoral election?"
"I'm not an Anarcho-Syndicalist. I'm not even a Wobbly. And I can't spell Czolgosz."
"All right. Well, Mr....uh...Ippstern, how would you rate the possibility you will be voting for Chris Romer in the upcoming mayoral election--absolutely certain, probably absolutely certain, or maybe absolutely certain?"
"If I can't vote for Baxter B. Stiles, I'm not voting. Goodbye."