Thursday, December 23, 2010

from the mailbag

"Aphrodite rhymes with nightie. Venus rhymes with penis. Artemis doesn't rhyme with anything. Hence the virgin goddess thing. If her name had been Regina, she wouldn't have stood a chance."

Okay. Thanks for that. Bullfinch skipped that part.

1 comment:

RHE said...

Dear Reader:

Venus does not rhyme with "verpa" or "mentula." I don't know how often she spoke English.