Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Dumb runs wild

The poetry boards I read and where I sometimes post seem to have collapsed in a heap of stupidity, meanness, spite, recrimination, and sheer incompetence, as though everyone simultaneously had said, "I can't take it any more! All this trying to be intelligent and artistic, well read, well mannered, and literate--it's just not me, and I give it up! Let the real me flow!"

And flow it has. It turns out everyone has pretty much hated everyone else all along, and they didn't really like poetry all that much either. Many of them actually seem to resent poems, as though poetry were an imposition on their time and a burden on their attention. With some of them, that comes as a surprise. Others? Not so much.

9 comments:

Julie Carter said...

I begin to think boards have a lifespan. Something more akin to a betta than a tortoise. But it's so disheartening when one crashes, or flares, or just molders away.

Richard Epstein said...

Perhaps we can chalk it up to something vague and grandiose, like The Human Condition. I was going to say it had something to do with wanting to be a Poet, because then you got to feel that you were free from, and superior to, civilized constraints (the "It's all Byron's & Shelley's fault" argument), but that wouldn't account for your students.

Maybe it's as simple as,

I and the public know
What all schoolchildren learn,
Those to whom evil is done
Do evil in return.

And certainly talking smack on poetry boards begets smack. On the other hand, those who decline to layeth the smacketh down just get stepped on and overlooked. So maybe it really is The Human Condition, and what we can do is to cultivate our own gardens and quietly display the fruits by the side of the road.

Of course I'm not very good at that.

CoralPoetry said...

Richard,

Do you know the Listening Bank? It is a bank that likes to foist upon its victims all the plastic they never needed. Somebody stuck a giant papier mache ear to its façade. And you can imagine what happened to the tadpoles at the sperm bank.

Here is a picture of the current posters at poetry forums.

http://users.belgacom.net/papier-mache/pm/lezard2.htm

Regards,
Coral

Richard Epstein said...

What were they doing at The Midlands Bank? They'd have been more comfortable down at The Spar.

CoralPoetry said...

RHE

I have no idea why people go to the bank. But I know the same people go to Spar in Barcelona for their clingfilmed goat’s cheese and pre-packed chickens

Regards,
Coral

Bird said...

It's often said that poetry boards are like pubs. The comparison doesn't go far before disappearing up its own black hole, but it's always sad to see the pub close down.
After relentlessly pursuing a relationship with poetry, I feel now that the muse regards me, disdainfully, as some sort of stalker. If I should bitterly return a little of that disdain (the grapes really are sour), then might I not say that I am only human, after all?

It wouldn't work, I know.

Richard Epstein said...

Chippy,

Try playing hard to get. Refuse to write poems. Write a manual explaining shuffleboard strategy. Prove by Venn diagrams that the Cubs actually won the pennant this year. Practice starting a fire by rubbing 2 Brownies together. Perhaps the Muse will be sucked in by your apparent indifference and will come to you when you least expect it. Perhaps not.

Agnes said...

Poetry groups are like underwear. Ya gotta find the right fit. Some folks like tightie whities. Those who like the feel of a string up their ass choose thongs. For others, nothing but Spongebob Squarepants boxers will do. Then there is the Commando Club...

Richard Epstein said...

Kari, I trust you've noticed that you brought this thread to a dead stop. Underwear will do that.