Thursday, April 21, 2022

It Doesn't Scan

 

On the east coast of that unheated isle

A tribe of girls survives whose creed consists

Chiefly of singing Happy Fathers' Day

To someone else's father. No males found,

Which makes their culture something of a glitch.

Essentially they beat their boys and float

Young women out to sea at menstruation.

They mate with wind. We do not understand.


The central islanders claim their descent

From great Odysseus. Their Bronze Age rites

Are pure enough to justify their claim,

They know so many chanties about axe-

Hacked thews of sailors; but they haven’t heard

Of boats, making their worship of wet gods

Ironical and plausible and high


Fun for the Left Coast credit-carding clans

Who hold their wives in common, but who keep

Their cowries to themselves. The wives have heard

Reports of the East Coast; though misinformed,

They yearn to ship their kids to school back there.


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