Sunday, November 27, 2011

From the Mailbag

Dear Dr. or Professor Epstein,

Is marriage between two siblings, one adopted and one birth, forbidden by the consanguinity laws?


Who exactly do you think I am? In any event, I'd refer all such questions to Jerry Lee Lewis and Dick Clark.

RHE--

How long are you going to keep this up?


How long you got?

RHEpoems,

WTF?


Try a comma after the W.

1 comment:

karensomethingorother said...

Oh well, at least you get interesting mail, no? I haven't had one of those wonderful myspace emails in ages:

"I am looking for soulmate. I seen your pic and think you are very beautiful woman and I wanting to get to know you better..."

ah, those were the days. Maybe I've lost my touch.