"Aphrodite rhymes with nightie. Venus rhymes with penis. Artemis doesn't rhyme with anything. Hence the virgin goddess thing. If her name had been Regina, she wouldn't have stood a chance."
Okay. Thanks for that. Bullfinch skipped that part.
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Dear Reader:
Venus does not rhyme with "verpa" or "mentula." I don't know how often she spoke English.
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