Poems by Richard Epstein. Not much commentary, only one picture (sorry, Alice), and little disruption: just a place to find poems by Richard Epstein
Thursday, July 17, 2025
The Marvells of Fruita
Friday, July 11, 2025
Tarnish Town
The potentates are marching from St. Paul,
More of them stuffed inside a tiny car
Than Billy has Spaghetti-Os. The nurse
Flaunts her prosthetic sword, says Opioids,
And all fall down. In wheezing lungs, shaved heads,
And intubated families they fail
Of faith. The potentates ride in, clean up
The tarnished town, a sink of billyclubs
And graft, and scrub the spangled bedroom doors—
They manage with panache and housemaid’s knees.
The little children smile and pack their bags
And hide under the porch until the bus,
The friendly yellow bus with plastic seats,
Opens its doors and swears it is today.
Saturday, July 05, 2025
The Book of Simple
The Book of Simple teaches you how to make
And distant. How, without it, can you steep
Teabags of Life? Would you like her to be bleached
And buxom, do you need to make her love
The man you were, unlikely as that seems?
You've got to go there. Really. You go there.
Of course it isn't cheap, not having been
Online auditioned or a paperback
At Harold's Half-Price Inwits. There's a crone
In Crawford with a stack in her Tuff Shed,
Guarded by gargoyles and a papillon;
And drop-ins she doesn't like are mostly dead
And numerous. When Lifetime tried to shoot
A movie version there, the black was white.
I bought one at her jumble sale last May.
It changed me round. Now I can call to mind
The minor dramatists I never read,
And then some. And the foxes stop to stare.
They catch some scent, a brief response to pain.
It can't be memorized. It must be read
Each time as though from scratch. The crone once made
A golem in a golden-thread sombrero
Who danced at her command. The April rains
Reduced him to a plaster statuette.
Made in Crawford, it says there on the sole.
Tuesday, July 01, 2025
Epic In The Making
This was the edict: When the snow first fell,
He headed for the High Country, to stay
Until the bears took out their winter trash
And mockingbirds regained their higher range.
Meanwhile, he’d cover one royal family
In hexametric verse—Plantagenets
One January, Hapsburgs, though he fell
Asleep, spilling his ink, in staunching them.
The lynx, extinct, as all good families knew,
Admired declamation, and he fed
The shrews his extra feet. I say, he said,
Attempting the Romanovs, when comets fell,
Or airplanes, on his field of vision, there
Between his clothesline and the Finland Train.
Thursday, June 26, 2025
Pluvial Morphology
The rain invents a ouija board. It points
LQK ATT, precatory and sibylline.
And soon effaced in promiscuity.
The walk now stands for everything at once,
Like dreams and abstract artifice. The rain,
It raineth only some days here, a treat
Of dissolution. Carry me away,
Its strain, its burden. We must quite forget
We all go somewhere: somewhere in the sea
O REASON NOT THE NEED is spelled in kelp.
The silt holds every sound that can be said.
Saturday, June 21, 2025
Cartoon Love
1
Ye Olde McDuck notwithstanding, swimming
in shekels never seemed much fun—the crunch
and jingle of a pool? No, maybe not.
But think about the Beagle Boys voyeuring,
the salivating nephew in his sailor
blues, the troika jabbering like woodchucks;
and every ducklette Duckburg knows is damp,
ready to peel her thong off in the bullion.
Throw the poolboy a grand gratuity
and drive Miss Daisy off to the cabana.
Under a smiley moon Donald sings love
songs to the jangle of the ukulele.
No one can understand a consonant.
Is pain more painful when you're bottom duck?
2
Beep beep. Boop boop. The flapper runs full tilt
at the canyon wall, perspective in her head
enough to carry her though paint and stone.
The coyote follows, thinking her the bird,
the acme of his hope, dinner. Sees stars.
They say that men get off on buxom drawings,
pulchritudinous bunnies, collagened.
Granny passes on bulldogs stuffed with pecs.
She's holding out for tabloid zillionaires.
You dream of Tweety with the light brown hair?
Consider life insurance and tuition.
The coyote runs, his legs a blurring wheel,
and falls for lack of faith, the canyon floor
rising. He passes the anvil on his way.
Monday, June 16, 2025
Classical Education
Greek to me, it was just as though I read
A language I had never known, but wanted
To understand. Black squiggles on the page,
A scent of frat boys drinking beer on Sunday—
Pindar, Sophocles, and the Kappa Sigs.
I filled my mouth with pebbles—well, more like
Gravel: it lined the sea millennia
Ago, when I was still invertebrate—
Orating made me sound like I was mumbling,
Oatmeal and not Demosthenes. I thought
Of those of my friends who had studied Latin
While I picked Russian for its false prestige
And didn't learn even that. They could read Virgil
And think of Homer. I now read the funnies,
Laugh at them, too. I orated some oatmeal
And thought of slave girls, of the spoils of purchase,
How I could compliment in my own tongue:
Hey, baby, want to dance? I once knew Russian.
I thought, there must have been some Greek louts, too,
And they spoke Greek, even when they were toddlers,
But didn't say, It's all English to me.
They didn't know the stuff they didn't know.
Under the olive trees they thought of maples
Not even a little, wished to grasp the form
Of The Infield Fly Rule not all, nor thought
Of leaving home for Hollywood. Not once.
That made them classical, even with acne,
Even when sure they were misunderstood,
Phallically challenged, or divinely sent
To free the boy next door from some damned girl.
Wednesday, June 11, 2025
Mendocino
Mendacious mendicants of Mendocino,
They partied hard, men all, until they failed
To do without their women, then they left.
Turned right, and marched into the hinterlands,
A mess of diphthongs, if I ever saw one.
The women hadn't noticed they were gone
And didn't feign that it was otherwise.
They'd all been cracking goobers, drinking tea—
Tea was what they called it— telling whoppers,
"Love makes the world go bonkers"— crap like that.
The men claimed they'd been powered by the Lord,
If offered sex, to cleanse the blackened heart.
No one believed them. No one even smiled.
Their hearts beat on beneath the soot and ash,
And Mendocino never noticed nothing.
Friday, June 06, 2025
Lente, Lente
As old as Moses, balm from Gilead
For knees, when I remember they’re my knees;
And still the angels whisper numbers, like
Da-dum da-dum dum-da da-da dum-dum.
I can make English of it, only barely.
Slowly, slowly, the horses of night arrive,
Tacked for a king in black, with golden reins,
The stirrups folded up across the saddle.
Believing that the fairy tales are true,
I bow and wait for one to speak, but can’t
Quite straighten up. Dum-dum dum-dum dum-dum.
Saturday, May 31, 2025
Encyclopedia Bonus
for Bruce Hartman
With every set they bought, we gave them coupons.
Each coupon let them write in with a question
which I would answer, drafting each an essay
I'd mail back. I can tell you all about
the difference between her parturition
and Mary's conception, who invented rock,
and how you really ought to say Uranus.
Omniscience means knowing where to find things.
Of course I found the ones who asked me "Why?"
They felt secure in asking why God made
liver flukes and whether predestination
required them ask me whether they
were bound to ask about predestination.
I didn't mind. I find no end in asking.
I learned to look it all up somewhere else.
That left me lots of time in which to read.
Tuesday, May 27, 2025
This Red Rose
from These Denver Odes
This red rose is perfect today,
Celinda. You, too. Its dewy
petals spread symmetrically
like—anyway, the rose unfolds;
and, at this moment, nothing could be
more like a rose than this rose. You, too.
Twilight soon. The chilly garden
will house a lesser rose, hunching
now, color leaching at its day's end.
You, Celinda, too. Forget-me-nots
last longer, stay neat. Prissy bores.
The Bear and the Goat will gather
over our houses after we
vacate them; and the rose knows no
second summer. You, too. Nor I.
Friday, May 23, 2025
The Museum of Science and Nature
Near the ceiling, mute in the dark, the columns
Still are complexly carved, no one to see
How pineapple chased pomegranate round
A checkered brede forever. Workmen died.
New stairs expose manual prayer made
Visible. God and joy, some mason said.
Do you want any more dumplings? asked his wife,
Reminding him that stone dead hath no fellow.
These lamps will help you trace and scrutinize
The capital embroidery, no record
Of labor's names. Perhaps, your program says,
Magic propitiates the gods of fruit.
Sunday, May 18, 2025
Sad Stories/Death of Kings
Let us not decorate the doom of kings
Whose bubbes forecast for them great events.
They mostly whined about the dearth of gold,
Misplaced dominions, and the gaucheries
Of bathrobes. Celebrate the concubines,
Whose cheeks, at least, were pink at either end.
A woman camped outside the coffee shop,
Atop a mountain of her own debris,
Swears she was once the Queen of Shangri-La.
No need to disagree. She crossed her heart,
Whispering to her phone, pennons at dawn
Creased by a zephyr, yaks upon the green
Below the castle wall, some blend of blue.
She's got a swatch she'll show you, the same shade.
Thursday, May 08, 2025
When Lettuce Leaves
When rutabagas win the prize
at flower shows, when tubers bat
coquettish eyes,
I'll think of you, remember that
it all was well, we both were kind.
When lovers cross their legs and read,
perhaps I'll find
that you are all I ever need,
if dust greens grass, if darkness clouds
happy virgins in bed asleep,
if lost in crowds,
lovers recall they could not keep
some vow they made and feel just fine.
When camels dance on tippy-toe.
When gum-trees pine.
When
lovers love, not just for show.
Friday, May 02, 2025
The Future of Eztinct Birds
A shadow in a shadowed wood?
Why do you say that I am real,
But we are not? You have my word,
I am as dumbstruck as you feel,
Singing the song an absent bird,
Succeeded, sang. If what we say
Endures beyond the tumbled trees,
We still would ride, like birds, away
Upon an undocumented breeze.
Monday, April 28, 2025
L'Eau Riders
"Il pleuve" is not the same
As rain come banging down.
The Seine is not the Strong
Brown God who came to town,
Arousing local song.
The worms rise, not the vers
De terre. It's just the way
Things are. The rainbow is
Our arch of triumph. Mud
Is everywhere the same,
The protein shake of blood.
Wednesday, April 23, 2025
Beaux Bois. e.g.
The trains still run through small, eccentric towns,
Mostly at night, the children, brave in their beds,
Dreaming of sleeping somewhere else, so young
They think that Indiana is escape—
Trains still pass by the silos, which are not
Mere symbols of desire, and they pass
What used to be a station, but is now
A home for unwed orphans, and they pass
Fireflies making fun of locomotives.
And nobody jumps the train. If it slows down,
That’s so the engineer can take a leak
On Illinois, grateful for the attention.
The children who wake up—well, more or less—
Will check if they are now emancipate.
They’re not; but tracks still run both ways at once.
Friday, April 18, 2025
Evening Soap
She wasn't even pregnant when she bore
What she had concealed, though, never was made clear.
She named him Topsy, he the ickle heir
To Gallantyme, the biggest ranch around.
(They hired their own weatherman and sent
Over to Ft. Lupino for their boots.)
Paterfamilias, he pitched a fit
And sent her out into a thunderstorm,
Where Little Escobar saved her and hers
And made them warm in simple peasant ways.
It took three days to track them to his hut.
Never was quite the same, some people said,
What with his herky-jerky gait. Not once
Did she look at PF. He took to drink
And fisticuffs. And that was the premiere.
Monday, April 14, 2025
Far From Lucky Fer
Lately, she said, I have been anywhere
But home. It has a name like Lucky Fer
Or Dottle on the Wold. I can’t recall.
Under the placard of the Wain & Wheel
I dropped a stitch; since, nothing’s been the same.
Except the weather. Only goats and old
Couples, planning their schedule of buffets,
Talk weather. I’ve not been home in a while,
There, where the ogres show off photographs
Of me in rompers, me in maryjanes,
Me at the top of Mt. St. My Backyard.
Fools and hearses live there. At my day school
The smartest girls are crying loudest. Roughs
Trade your pocket change for their oaths and blows.
Chickens display their legs; the best boys beat
Time with them. Down, they holler. Sweet, get down.
Bastard’s the town for me, a red-brown mess
Of clay and jalapeños. I have changed
My name for numbers. I am 26
This week. Next time it may be more or less,
The number of my blessings on the road.
Damme & Blast, still working on my wheels,
I won’t shove off tonight. Texas must wait.
Nightlife is like a punishment. I’ll sleep,
She says a bunch. Under the swinging sign
of Fills-A-Lot, she asked for regular
And washroom. She said, Knowing when you need
New belts and filters, all your fluids topped,
Is like a transplant: life beats in me yet.
She was on foot and headed to the east.
I been there, she said. I been everywhere.
And if you’ll cash my check, I will be gone.
Wednesday, April 09, 2025
Family Matters
What do you say to Ishmael,
The spurned child, the second best—
Sorry, lad, but your mom was just
A handmaiden, a tweeny like,
And Sarah was godawful pissed?
Father a race, why don't you? That
Would show him, Father of his kind.
They made it to Vienna, but
It's couches there, not ottomans.
One each. Don't pus. And Isaac, he
Got to be a major moral bit:
The proof of how you love someone
Is where you'll put the knife when told.
That ram was someone's Ishmael,
A woolly spot of sacrifice.
How many times did Isaac ask
His dad to have a catch, you think?
When cards arrived for Ishmael—
Birthday, Christmas, 4th of July—
Mom tore them up and threw them out.
Ishmael gathered up the bits.
Friday, April 04, 2025
Under Groby Great-Tree
This appeared in Iambs & Trochees.
This is the anodyne. It dogs
The hand that bit you. Reigning frogs
fall upwards, then, and abdicate.
This is the awkward watch, the late
piecemeal of time your father handed
off, before the day demanded
help, before the poison took.
Listen. Babbles. On Groby Brook
the paper boats all have departed:
sodden, sank, too heavy hearted
to arrive. The guests have begun
to wander off, and one by one
they seek release in solitude,
but not in love, nor meat, nor crude
imaginings of quick relief.
There is no pain beyond belief.
In Groby House, on unmade beds,
the servants set down weary heads,
and slowly the predicted dark
begins to cover Groby Park.
Monday, March 31, 2025
Thursday, March 27, 2025
Regime Change
Grandmothers
throw themselves into the street,
Caterwauling, burning their
ancient caches
Of diaries and grosgrain lingerie.
No more
to hope for, now that loss has come,
Unpacked in the great room,
fixed itself a snack,
And cut the landline. Tell the tailor
no:
Alteration belongs to yesterday.
The authorized
watchers do not want to watch.
Where younger pain explodes, this
just hangs on,
Nor all that long. The actuarials
Identify
themselves and confiscate
Running shoes of the stationary
kind,
The keening widows and the flattened fraus
Not
vigorous enough for knitted sleeves.
The grandmothers grow
smaller, they retreat,
Much larger women on their wedding
days.
Their children now have dewlaps. Here come vans
As
big as percherons. The women grip
Their sorrow and will not be
dragged away.
By morning they will be a little field
Of
husk and hull, a compost now assoiled.
Sunday, March 23, 2025
Hit or Myth
He flew it higher than you might have thought,
Beyond the reach of Sense or Cymbeline,
Headed for higher office, like the Earl
Of Eyrie or the Alderman of All.
Beyond reproach he flew it, though unmanned,
And woman, too, if only she would listen,
However first impressionable that.
I can't make headway here. A ducal debt
Is nomenclatural and nothing more,
And yet he flew it higher than you thought
He could, a prince among the aspirants.
Fate and fatuity are oh so close,
Wax wings and a ball of twine at either end.
Wednesday, March 19, 2025
On The road To Little Pacification
By stage, the journey, shorter than you think,
Consumes with interest the time. Those heads
You pass, for instance, stuck on rusted pikes,
The burning martyrs praising their foul judge,
Half-naked women selling anathemas--
Where is the like in leisure, safely sound,
Petting the family dog or boiling grits?
It takes a trip like this to fill the mind.
We stop at The Remorseless Inn for brunch,
One price fits all, relieve ourselves, then wash,
And head for the Humble Counties, home of black
Kine and those hunting dogs bred out of wolves.
Consulting our horoscopes, we do not pause;
Our journey has the urgency of faith
Beset by trimmers, little men, and gray
Ecclesiastics. Soon it starts to rain,
Thus mud prevails. We are above such things.
Thatch is espied, then woodcocks, and the tang
Of peasants burning wintergreen: they keep
Their spirits up, sure, broadcasting the fate
Of unbelievers in a weal of woe.
We have arrived, credentialed, to be kissed
And flattered, and we order each a grog,
A sandwich, and a leg of wench. Ah, home.
Someday it will be home. The savages.
Friday, March 14, 2025
When Birds Divorce
When wrens divorce, the children fly.
The wounded tree, the severed song,
That feathered fate who hopped along
A bobbing branch, while in the park
A lone and separated lark
Complains to the under-birded blue
That there is nothing more to do
Than lean on a pelicanic thorn
And end with song this garish morn.
Or so the ornithologist
Explained. Perhaps a point was missed.
I caught the gossipy detail,
Who’d been distracted by her pale
Brow and her raven hair, a thing
Reminiscent of a wing.
So scientists construct a plot
That shows themselves where they would not.
Monday, March 10, 2025
Please Read The Prospectus Carefully
Congratulations, you've won Paradise.
Don't sweat the taxes, though with a prize like this
You'll get the salesmen and the beggar saints,
The clansmen and the classmates and the shame
That everyone else is licensed to contend
With sin, the petty and the deadly, all
The fallout of an autumn day at home.
But you, you will be here, in Paradise,
With 40,000 gourmet restaurants,
Emerald beaches, one-string harps who play
The Goldberg Variations. You have won
Eternities of room service and sea
Turtles to ferry drinks. (You have the time.)
The waste is heavenly, because there are
Malebolges of malcontents, their misery
Palpable as an egg, grit in their eyes,
Their tears a resin thicker than shaved ice,
And lupus. And the starving tots. Disease
Went AWL, but not so memory,
That vague disquietude, something like gas.
Read the fine print. Sign on the dotty line.
And tell your friends. Oh, tell them twice. We're waiting.
Wednesday, March 05, 2025
The Boston Swans
I vaguely recollect that there are swans
somewhere famous in Boston, somewhere Lowell
might think them his, a bird grant from the Crown.
He might discuss with Dr Holmes at night,
after the port passed by too many times,
how Zeus had managed Leda. This would pass
for smut among the philocrats, I swan.
“Under a spreading chestnut tree,” they’d laugh.
“Beg pardon?” said the emissary from
the Court of St James. “A longfellow joke,” Lowell said.
“Uh-huh,” said Robert, many years away,
trying to fit both skunk and sour cream
into his recollections of a swan
whose loins devolved a war it could not stop.
The Boston pops have brought their kids to hear
Napoleonic cannon foddering.
They hum as they tuck cobs back in their hampers,
decorously wrapped. Here Ted Williams hit
.400, which was nothing, if you count
percentages left lying in the snow
so Bonaparte could win the Triple Crown,
ambitions learned from Alexander, who
differed from Plato as to Homer’s hit.
Home and away, it all came down to swans.
—In memoriam Paula Tatarunis
Saturday, March 01, 2025
This Augurs Well
Insensate sensei, say
Something in woodsy pulp,
Suited for cookie dough,
Something you hope will help
The plausible prophesy.
While we are young enough
To clean our plates, predict
Whatever will plot a graph
Good sense would interdict.
I'll study hard. I swear.
No fingers crossed? No fair.
Tuesday, February 25, 2025
What Do The Old Men Say?
What
do they mean, who say
The
world has gone awry?
The
trees leave every day.
I
saw them in July,
As
green as the heart of man.
I
see men stiffly clad,
Colored
in gray and tan,
Calling
our summer bad
For
insufficient shade,
Damning
our leaves as small,
Making
their wrath a blade,
Hurrying
us to fall.
If
only our lives were sad,
If
we saw that we had
Outlasted
our summer stay,
They'd
happily love us all
And
tidy us away.
Friday, February 21, 2025
Weight Watchers
Let them eat cake.
Their teeth will break.
Let them eat bread.
They still will be dead.
They might not eat.
Their dust will be sweet.
Just ask the germs
Inside the worms.
Monday, February 17, 2025
Craftsmen
The general says, This is caviare,
Nor am I out of it. Inside the shed
The power tools warm to themselves. They drill
And flatten on the notion that the meek
Outnumber nails and must be driven home,
A smell of revolution in the air,
Like cuts that will not clot, like missing men
Who families have given up and watch
Ice-skating shows in April. It is June.
We have a chance, the general opines,
If taken at the tide, and he retreats.
The skater falls. She bounces up, her sequins
Prisms on a revolving stage of light.
A mitre saw is humming in the shed.
Wednesday, February 12, 2025
The Shores of Light
This appeared in Angle.
When on the tepid shoreWe greet each other, which
Weapon will you take?
Reproach is never failing,
Forgiveness always new.
I fear the most no light
Dawning between us two,
No pain of recognition,
Nor shock grown frail and old;
But bitter light extinguished,
Unspecified and cold.