Here
we have St Francis' tooth,
Extracted
when He was a youth.
How
do you know?
It
must be so—
Look
at the label: "Behold the Truth."
Here
is a taxidermied bird
Who
peeped to every holy word.
I
disagree.
No
faith, I see.
Under
the dewy Dismas tree,
It
stood, it chirped, it lent its song
To
Good St Francis' fuzzy throng—
God,
what a crock!
—Until
His holy waterclock
Said,
Move this gig to Little Rock
And
then to Pierre and Battle Creek.
And
here's the mike with which He'd speak.
Oh,
I believe.
Now
Saints be praised.
And
here's some grass, on which they grazed,
On
which whole multitudes were fed,
Church
Live, Church Militant, Church Dead.
Oh,
that I were.
The
proof is Love,
Which
motivated stars above
To
send the rain St Francis felt.
And
here's a vial. The smells he smelt—
Are
bottled there.
If
anywhere.
The
world's a relic. All things melt
To
one thing, Faith and Hope and Bees,
Kine
and Kin, Foals and Fleas—
and
Fools.
Who
would believe is none.
St
Francis is not meat for schools:
He
is the voice of everyone,
All
shaved and sheared. Thus here—take these—
I'd
rather not.
I'll
be the man the Lord forgot—
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