Adam's Rib House

 

Leaving a lot to be filled in, it took

Less space than a person ought. The garden floor

Was filled with hippopotamus and mice,

With rhododendrons and Rhode Island Reds—

The irony of which is clear, even to me—

So maybe it was good that it was spare.

He did okay without it, anyway;

And she built quite a suite of space around it:

Organs to make the windpipe sound, a gut

Deep enough for a cello; and her loins—

Well, he needed no instruction as to those,

Which seemed a little strange, when he reflected.

It served, the rib did. In his view it made

The Venus de Milo look like cottage cheese.

They had no seasons, so there was no fall.

They made a paradise and called it peace.

And Adam never wished he had a dog,

Not more than once or twice. And so did she.

They Call It Rain

 

What with the locusts and the twirling spray,

It hasn't been the best of days. Old blood

Pumps through the holes and sewers of the town.

Oh, that is what I'm smelling, people say,

But what they mean is, Holy shit. I'm leaving

The final days behind and going now.

Those purple hazes may not be the best,

However sonorous, for telling time,

Of which we have unlimited supplies,

Not each of us, of course, or one by one,

Just lots of foggy, vulgar chunks of loss.

And locust shells, lying around like bones.

Mortal Lovers

 

Year on years, pages and pages, 

I have soaked myself in sages.
You who come here, the unwary,
longing to complete your knowledge
in the ventriloquil college,
pause, perhaps, but do not tarry.

All these parti-colored bindings
bind the heart in all its windings;
flecks of red on green and blue,
all they are , all they stand for,
saturate the heart with candor.
They are what you turn into.

Daphne, who, however stately,
could not be the god who lately
ran her down amid the clover,
Daphne’s lovely, green, and shady,
but had rather been a lady
with a flawed, a mortal lover.

The Post Is Never Dead

 

Antipathy dropped by last night, the heat

Escaping through his bowler hat, a brush

Mustache above the toothy grin, cravat

In old-school colors, much askew. He stood

Half again as wide as tall. So it seemed.

He hadn’t a sweet sound to make. A few

Blasts of opprobrium and then all gone.

I sprayed air freshener and lit an old

Pumpkin-scented candle, then I returned

To sweeping up the letters I had dropped,

Overseas mail, the most of them, from times

I promised I would not forget, though some

Contained an odd surprise I’d overlooked.

And now, spent by Antipathy, I found

A rhythm I was better off without.