This appeared in Candelabrum.
Mr Paul Riley of Decatur writes
to say strange
doings have invested his
quiet suburban
neighborhood, Sea Views.
Middle to
upper-middle class, he says
Sea Views is, mostly
ranch-style homes, two-car
garages, lots of
grass, and too few trees.
Mostly
professionals, says Mr Riley,
chiropodists and
CPAs, their kids
and lives no
different than yours, he says—
which doesn't make
them good, only familiar.
Well, we say that;
to tell the truth, he didn't.
Fourteen police
calls in the last two months,
all for the same
offense, if that it is:
a misshaped man
running across the rooftops
in tarry night,
clomping over the shingles,
those blue asbestos
ones, heavy of foot,
but featly
nonetheless, and leaping far
to span the voids
between the houses, too
broad of a space for
any man to jump.
Det. Abercrombie
says he has
no clues, no
evidence, no damage done—
not even a crime
exactly, just an upset:
a man, if man he be,
where none belongs.
Det. Abercrombie
doesn't like them,
anomalies in Sea
Views, when the whole
point of a Sea View
is to get away
from aberrations,
which are doing well
and thriving, thank
you, in the bigger city,
if that is what
Decatur is, and, no,
Det. Abercrombie
didn't say that.
So, if you have some
information bearing
on running rooftop
gargoyles in the States,
(we'll rain in gold
on you for photographs),
call us no charge,
1-800-BIG NEWS.
And, Mr Riley,
please, sir, keep in touch.